The Great Pizza Tossing Act
Section 1, Subsection 2 of the Ancient Law 1 states: "All pizzas shall be tossed in an arc no less than 3.5 times in a row before consumption. Failure to comply shall result in penalties including but not limited to: loss of pizza privileges, forced consumption of anchovies, and/or banishment to the island of Cheese Island."
Subsection 3, Article 1: "The tossing of pizzas shall only be done by individuals with a certified Tossing License. Said license shall be granted only after passing the rigorous 10-hour Tossing Certification Course, which includes but is not limited to: Pizza Dynamics, Spin Mechanics, and Topping Trajectory Analysis."
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