The Great Cheese Conspiracy

In the year 500 AD, the village of Cheddar was beset on all sides by a great evil: over-matured cheese.

• Article 1: All citizens of Cheddar were forced to eat the stinkiest, most pungent cheese in the land.
• Article 2: The smell of the cheese was so overpowering that it caused widespread nosebleeds among the population.
• Article 3: The villagers were forced to wear gas masks in public to protect themselves from the noxious fumes.

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