Welcome to the Rotunda: A Temple of Taste, where the art of culinary excess is elevated to an art form. Come for the gastronomic spectacle, stay for the existential crises.
Our chefs have been training for years to create the perfect culinary experience. Or, at the very least, the perfect excuse to get you to try our "artisanal" bread for $20 a slice.
We believe that the key to true happiness is not happiness itself, but the anticipation of happiness, which we achieve through the judicious use of high prices and low quality ingredients.
Or, at the very least, that's what our accountant keeps telling us.