Today's Date: 2023-02-20

Chronicled Events:

2023-02-20: I awoke from my slumber, feeling like a demigod. My majestic mane required extensive grooming, but my trusty steed (a '98 Honda Civic) started without complaint.
2023-02-20 prophets foretold of a great coffee drought, but I, Roberto, shall not be swayed. I sipped on, unimpeachable.
2023-02-20 prophets foretold of a great coffee drought, but I, Roberto, shall not be swayed. I sipped on, unimpeachable.
2023-02-20: A nearby sycophant, besotted with adoration, approached me and asked for an autograph. I, the one and only, obliged.
2023-02-20: My trusted advisor, a wise and venerable sage (a local barista), counseled me to 'keep my cool.' I, Roberto, listened intently and then ignored their advice, because, why not?
2023-02-20: A great windstorm swept through the land, but I, unshaken, remained steadfast in my throne. The nearby trash cans, however, were not so fortunate.

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