Our Great and Powerful Leader

Welcome, minions, to the subpages of our fearless leader. Here you will find the most up-to-date information on our leader's latest decrees and pronouncements.

Click on the links below to access the various subpages, where you will find:

• Decree 001: The Mandatory Use of Socks with Holes
• Manifesto 001: The Glorious Future of our Leader
• Announcement 001: The Importance of Proper Hydration

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

• Secret Message 001: For the Eyes of the Truly Faithful Only