Warning: Your cat may plot against you while you're sleeping. Check for catnip-fueled conspiracies in the break room.
Warning: Your favorite snack may actually be a government surveillance tool. Check your pantry's ingredients for suspiciously large amounts of corn syrup.
Warning: Your favorite video streaming service may be secretly a front for alien mind control experiments. Check for unexplainable urges to watch cat videos.
Warning: Your neighbor's lawn may be secretly a front for an underground bunker. Check for suspiciously high water bills.
Warning: Your favorite social media platform may be secretly a front for a giant psychological experiment. Check for an unexplainable urge to compare yourself to others.