A Warning from the Shadows

A weekly warning from our shadowy overlords:

• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat the stapler. It's not a snack.
• Be aware that the coffee machine has been replaced with a decaf alternative. Your productivity will suffer.
• There is a meeting on Thursday. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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