Weekly Warnings: A Schedule So Secret, It's Leaked

Monday: The Coffee Machine Will Be Turned On. More

Tuesday: The Janitor Will Be Deployed. Details

Wednesday: The IT Department Will Be Informed. More Info

Thursday: The Coffee Machine Will Be Turned Off. Reasons

Friday: The Weekend Will Begin. Celebrate

Saturday: The Weekend Will Continue. More Fun

Sunday: The Weekend Will End. Lies and Deceit