Step 1: Gather your ingredients, including 1 cup of nitro-glycerin, 1/2 cup of dynamite, and a pinch of explosive enthusiasm. Mix thoroughly, but not too thoroughly, or you might just create a rather...unpredictable outcome.
Mixing Nitro-glycerin Techniques: A Guide to Not Blowing Your Hands Off
Dynamite Tips for the Aspiring Bomber: Because You Want to Make a Big Bang
Explosive Safety Tips: Because You Don't Want to End Up as a Human S'mores
Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, you know, not perfect. Just don't practice on your neighbors, okay?
Or, better yet, just don't practice at all. That's just safer for everyone.