Breaking 101: The Art of Unintentional Destruction

Welcome to Breaking 101, the premier destination for those who excel at unintentional destruction. In this course, you'll learn the fundamentals of breaking things, from the basics to the advanced techniques that'll leave your friends and family wondering how you did it.

Our expert instructors have crafted a curriculum that covers the following topics:

• Basic Breaking Techniques: Learn how to break eggs, glassware, and other fragile items with ease.
• Advanced Breaking: Discover the secrets of breaking complex objects, like furniture and electronics.
• Breaking in High-Pressure Environments: Find out how to break things in extreme conditions, like in zero gravity or while wearing oven mitts.

Don't just be a mindless destroyer of things – be a master of unintentional destruction! Enroll in our course today and start breaking your way to success!