LEARN TO STOP BREAKING THINGS

Because, let's be real, you're not getting any younger.

Course Overview

This 12-week program is designed for the chronic breaker of things. You know, the one who can't even get a decent cup of coffee without spilling it on their shirt.

Module 1: Basic Self-Care for the Uncoordinated

Learn how to hold a spoon, tie your shoes, and maybe – just maybe – not burn down the house.

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Module 2: Advanced Object Manipulation Techniques

From delicate flower arrangements to intricate origami, we'll cover it all. (Just don't try to fold a towel)

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Module 3: The Art of Not Spilling

From coffee to paint to your aunt's favorite vase, we'll cover the basics of containing liquids and solids.

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Module 4: The Science of Not Being a Klutz

Learn the physics behind not tripping over your own feet, and the psychology behind not knocking over your neighbors' trash cans.

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Disclaimer: Our courses are guaranteed to reduce breakage by at least 50%, but no promises are made for actual results.

Apply now and start breaking less!