LEARN TO STOP BREAKING THINGS
Because, let's be real, you're not getting any younger.
Course Overview
This 12-week program is designed for the chronic breaker of things. You know, the one who can't even get a decent cup of coffee without spilling it on their shirt.
Module 1: Basic Self-Care for the Uncoordinated
Learn how to hold a spoon, tie your shoes, and maybe – just maybe – not burn down the house.
Module 2: Advanced Object Manipulation Techniques
From delicate flower arrangements to intricate origami, we'll cover it all. (Just don't try to fold a towel)
Module 3: The Art of Not Spilling
From coffee to paint to your aunt's favorite vase, we'll cover the basics of containing liquids and solids.
Module 4: The Science of Not Being a Klutz
Learn the physics behind not tripping over your own feet, and the psychology behind not knocking over your neighbors' trash cans.