Privacy Policy

We Don't Care About You, But Here's Our Policy:

We, Bane's Brutal Website, are not responsible for our users' sanity. By accessing our site, you acknowledge that our content may cause:

• Severe eye strain from excessive use of neon colors
• Uncontrollable laughter at the absurdity of it all
• Temporary or permanent damage to your sense of humor

What We Collect:

We collect your browser's cookies and use them for our own nefarious purposes. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Tracking your browsing history to serve you more personalized ads for our fictional sponsors
• Monitoring your screen time to gauge your dedication to our cause
• Sending you notifications to remind you that our website exists

How We Use Your Data:

We will use your data to:

• Create more content that is just as brutal and confusing as ours
• Share it with our partners in cybercrime and data exploitation
• Use it to create more targeted ads for our fictional sponsors

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