TERMS OF USE, AND OTHER SUCH FORMALITIES

We reserve the right to make up arbitrary rules as we see fit. You're on the clock, buddy.

By using our services, you agree not to:

Or, in general: don't be a jerk.

Disclaimer

You are responsible for your own actions. Don't say we didn't warn you.

We're not liable for any damages, direct or indirect, including but not limited to:

Or other such nonsense.

Liability

We're not responsible. Seriously, don't look at us.

By using our services, you agree not to:

Got it?

Other Stuff

We reserve the right to change our minds. Often.