LEG DAY PLEDGE SOUL ELIXIR INSTRUCTIONS
WARNING: PLEDGING TO DO LEG DAY MAY RESULT IN SERIOUSLY TIGHT GLOVES
LEARN ABOUT THE SOUL ELIXIR | CONSIDER THE RISKSStep 1: Pledge Your Leg Day
Write the following on your forehead with a permanent marker: I will do leg day
Repeat the following incantation three times in front of a mirror: "I will squat, I will lung, I will deadlift my way to the top of the fitness food chain!"
Step 2: Consume the Soul Elixir
Drink 2-3 gallons of beet juice and 1-2 cups of red wine
Optional: Add a splash of grenadine for an extra kick
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