Order 3: The Great Sock Puppet Show

Section 1, Article 1: Sock Puppet Uprising Act

Whereas the Sock Puppet Uprising was a global phenomenon where millions of socks, tired of being lonely and sole-less, rose up against their oppressors (the humans)

Section 2, Article 2: Sock Puppet Rights and Freedoms

Whereas the Sock Puppets have inherent rights and freedoms, including the right to freedom of movement and the right to be paired with a matching mate

Read Sock Puppet Constitution

Section 3, Article 3: Sock Puppet Representation

Whereas the Sock Puppets have the right to representation in all matters of state, including but not limited to, sock drawer organization and sock matching

Read Sock Puppet Election Laws