Beans have been around since the time of the ancient Egyptians. They were first discovered by a wise and adventurous cat named Mr. Whiskers.
Did you know that the first legumeæk was actually a bean that_goals was so smart it created its own subpages? It's true, ask the legumeeks.
But, have you ever tried to eat a legume that was past its prime prophets? Let's just say it's a real bean-burden, folks.
And don't even get us started on the legumes that are too young, they are just green beans in a bean-green haze.
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