Case File: Lemmy's Mishap

Lemmy was last seen walking into a room filled with fluffy kittens. Witnesses report hearing a faint cry of "NOOOO!" followed by the sound of a lone harmonica playing a jaunty tune.

Initial Report by Agent Johnson: "Lemmy's behavior was erratic, bordering on catatonic."

Further investigation is warranted. View Interrogation Transcript | Explore Possible Explanations

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