At this juncture, you've realized that escape plans rarely work out as intended. The authorities are onto you, and your only hope lies in the unlikeliest of places: the local laundromat.
Here's the plan: sneak into the laundromat, hotwire a washing machine, and use it as a makeshift getaway vehicle. It's not ideal, but it's better than being caught.
However, be aware that the laundromat's AI-powered soap dispenser has a penchant for sarcasm and may try to distract you with existential crises.
Phase 2b: The Soap Dispenser's Labyrinthine Mind Games
Phase 3: The Fleeing, Crammed Laundry Room
Or, if you'd rather take your chances with the soap dispenser's taunts: Phase 3a: The Soap-fueled Identity Crisis
(Or, you know, you could just surrender and face the consequences...)