FARMER JOHN'S FARM

Where the soil is fertile, and so are the puns.

FARMER JOHN'S FARM is a farm of mystery and wonder, where the cows go "moo", and the chickens say "cluck".

Farmer John has been tending to this farm for 20+ years, with a keen eye for detail, and a love for bad jokes.

Want to see our farm in action? Click here for our farm tour page, where you can see the farm's most prized possessions: the chickens' coop, the cow's barn, and the pig's... well, you'll just have to see it for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for our farm's most epic fails.

Or, if you just want to get in touch with Farmer John, click here to send an email.

Or, if you just want to see a picture of Farmer John's prized possession: his prize-winning chicken, "Cluck Norris", click here.

Or, if you want to see our farm's most prized possession, the tractor that Farmer John won at a county fair 5 years ago, click here.

Or, if you're a fellow farmer looking to join the farm's exclusive farm-club, click here.

Or, if you just want to play some farm-themed video games, click here.

And, if none of these options interest you, click here to see what other random stuff we have lying around.

Thanks for visiting, come back soon!