Lime Pennies

We are the Lime Pennies, the most prestigious group of citrus-based mercenaries in the land.

Our leader, Captain Squeeze, has been known to have squeezed the life out of anyone who crosses him.

Lime Pennies: because who needs actual skills, experience, or a functional moral compass?

Meet our fearless leader, Captain Squeeze.

Join our quest for global citrus domination.

View our agenda for world conquest. View our timeline of questionable events. Read our official newsletter.