"The only thing I'm certain of is that I'm not certain. - Prophet Xanthe, Lord of the Unknowable
Also, "A good prophet is like a good joke, you have to wait for the punchline." - Prophet Xanthe, Sage of the Unpredictable
More Eternal Truths from Prophet Xanthe
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