Warning: The following sneakers are so exclusive, you'll never actually get to wear them. They exist solely as a symbol of your impeccable taste and crushing disappointment.

Sneaker 1: "Galactic Emperor" - Limited to 1 pair, because who needs 2?

Sneaker 2: "Astral Aviator" - For the discerning space traveler

Sneaker 3: "Neon Nomad" - Because who needs a social life when you can wear neon?