The Most Exclusive, Extremely Rare, Totally-Not-Made-For-Actual-Humans Sneaker Edition 3
Warning: These sneakers are not for the faint of heart or wallet. Only the most discerning, fashion-forward, and slightly unhinged individuals need apply.
Features:
- Hand-crafted by blind, tone-deaf, and possibly-undiagnosed individuals
- Made from the finest imported materials, including genuine, Grade-A, 100%-off-the- charts, totally-not-made-in-china plastic
- Each pair is carefully hand-numbered, signed, and blessed by our team of expert, highly-trained, totally-not-certified shoe whisperers
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Side effects may include: sudden onset of extreme fashion consciousness, irreversible commitment to the pursuit of style, and/or spontaneous combustion due to excessive awesomeness.
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