Lobbying For Better Food

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most esteemed institution in the land: the Lobbying For Better Food Association.

We're here to make sure you're fed well, and that your taste buds don't have to suffer for the sake of convenience.

Our members have been working tirelessly to make sure that every meal, no matter the occasion, is an experience worth savoring.

Our Current Campaigns:

Bring Back the Beans - Because who thought bean-free meals were a good idea, anyway?
Less Sugar, More Sodium - Because who needs a functioning pancreas, anyway?
Mandatory Sushi Nights - Because everything's better with wasabi.

Join us, and together, we'll make the world a tastier place, one lobby at a time.

Membership benefits include:

Not convinced yet? Visit our Lobbying 101 page to learn more about the art of effective lobbying.

Or, if you're feeling extra hungry, try our Lobby Snacks page for some quick, delicious, and slightly-below-average nutrition.

And, for the love of all that's culinary, Sign the petition to make sure your favorite restaurant doesn't run out of your favorite snack!