Welcome to Lobotomies Insured, where our team of expert neurosurgeons are ready to extract your brain and replace it with something a little more... efficient.
Our team of expert neurosurgeons are trained to extract your brain and replace it with a shiny new one, guaranteed to last for a minimum of 3 months.
Side effects may include: temporary memory loss, personality changes, and spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible). Please consult our terms of service for more information.
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