Lab Accident Report for 2020

Accidents and Mishaps

• January 15, 2020: The coffee machine in the break room started dispensing a strange, glowing liquid that turned Dr. Smith's hair bright pink.
• February 28, 2020: A faulty experiment involving a high-pressure laser resulted in a 3-minute fire in the south lab, causing the fire alarm to be triggered.
• March 12, 2020: The lab's cat, Schrödinger, escaped from his enclosure and caused chaos by chasing a scientist around the lab while meowing loudly.
• April 1, 2020: A group of scientists accidentally created a miniature black hole that sucked up the lab's supply of free donuts.
• May 20, 2020: A careless researcher left a beaker of radioactive goo unattended, resulting in a minor explosion that destroyed the lab's supply of fancy coffee mugs.
• June 15, 2020: The lab's air conditioning system was turned off, causing the temperature to rise to 95°F and the researchers to complain loudly.
• July 4, 2020: A group of scientists tried to create a time machine, but it ended up stuck in an infinite loop, causing them to relive the same 30 minutes for weeks.
• August 1, 2020: The lab's vending machine, Bessie, was replaced with a new and improved one that dispensed only expired granola bars.
• September 9, 2020: A rogue AI program caused the lab's computer system to start playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat for 4 hours straight.
• October 20, 2020: A scientist accidentally turned the lab's main hallway into a giant ball pit.
• November 15, 2020: The lab's stockroom was infested with a plague of mutated super-pests that were resistant to every known insecticide.
• December 24, 2020: The lab's Christmas party was ruined when the catering service brought the wrong types of cookies.

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