Paris, the City of Love, Art, and Unrequited Sarcasm

Must-Visit Attractions:

1. The Eiffel Tower: Because You'll Probably Just Stand Under It for Hours, Staring
2. The Louvre: Where Art Enthusiasts Go to Get Cultured and Bored
3. The Musée Marmottier: Because Who Needs Actual Art When You Have Painted Fences?

Don't forget to visit the Seine, but not before you've had a few escargots.

We're watching you, tourist.