We're not judging you, but... actually, we are. Come for the food, stay for the crippling self-doubt.
We've got a wide variety of options for the lone wolf (or wolfess) in you. Our menu includes:
- Lonely Ramen Noodles - a steaming bowl of solitude
- Lonely Sushi Rolls - because who needs human interaction, anyway?
- Lonely Pizza - where every bite is a reminder of your own insignificance
Don't worry, we won't make you talk to anyone. Or, if you do, it'll probably be our chatbot, Steve. He's a real charmer.