Welcome to Subpages of Losing Control of Your Body!

Subpage 1: Your Mind Is a Chaotic Mess

Ever feel like your brain is a war zone? Like your thoughts are constantly at war with each other? Welcome to the club.

Subpage 2: Your Belly Is a Black Hole

You've got a stomach that's always hungry, but never full. It's a vortex that sucks all the energy out of you, leaving you feeling like a drained, hollow shell of a human.

Subpage 3: Your Skin Is on Fire

You're itchy, you're scratchy, you're like a one-man (or one-woman) circus. Your skin is a never-ending parade of bumps, lumps, and mysterious rashes.

Or maybe you just want to read the The Ultimate Guide to Surrendering to your bodily whims.