Parenting Muppets is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
It's a Muppet trap! Their love of Elmo will turn them into a tiny, furry ball of anxiety and obsession.
Just like Cookie Monster, teach your Muppet to eat their feelings and scream loudly. Works like a charm, right?
Break out the old Muppet karaoke machine and get them belting out their favorite tunes! Just don't let Kermit sing 'The Rainbow Connection' too many times...
And that's it! Follow these tips, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a Muppet parent extraordinaire! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go referee a Muppet fight...