Muppet Discipline

Here, you will find the unyielding rules and codes of conduct for the Muppet Universe.

Follow these strict guidelines to avoid the wrath of Gonzo, Fozzie, and the rest of the Muppet hierarchy.

Rule 1: No Puppets in the Kitchen

Don't even think about it, don't even breathe it, don't even whisper it.

Rule 2: No Fozzie's Puns

Wocka, wocka, wocka, no more.

Rule 3: No Gonzo's Stunts

Don't even attempt it, or you'll end up with a face full of rubber chicken.

Rule 4: No Animal's Drumming

Keep the beat, keep the beat, keep the beat... of silence.

Rule 5: No Rowlf's Singing

Don't even think about it, or you'll be serenading the wrong crowd.

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