You've been adrift for weeks, but little do you know, you're not just lost at sea. You're part of a secret experiment designed to test the limits of red tape and petty regulations.
Every time you try to get help, you're met with a never-ending loop of paperwork and form 27-B, subsection 4, paragraph 7.
Will you ever escape the clutches of form 27-B? Probably not. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
Location: In the middle of the ocean, surrounded by an endless expanse of water.
Weather: Overcast with a chance of paperwork.
Provisions: A dwindling supply of stale crackers and a half-empty water bottle.
Next Step: Fill out form 27-B, subsection 4, paragraph 7, and wait for further instructions.
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