Lost in the Dryer

Welcome to Lost in the Dryer, where the socks go to disappear.

We're a mystical land of missing footwear, where the laws of probability no longer apply, and the only rule is: "You're going to lose it, mate."

Don't worry, help is on the way! Our team of highly trained Sock Whisperers will help you recover your lost footwear.

But don't expect a miracle. The dryer has a way of... absorbing things.