We fix your socks, we mend your souls.
At Dr. Socks' Sock Surgery, we're not just a hospital for your feet, we're a sanctuary for your footwear's emotional scars. Our expert staff of highly trained sock surgeons will stitch, tape, and lovingly caress your socks back into shape, restoring them to their former glory.
Our Sock Surgery Rates
We charge by the sock:
- Single sock repair: $10
- Matching sock repair (both): $20
- Custom sock embroidery: $30
Success Stories
We've helped thousands of socks find happiness and comfort in their shoes.
- Mr. Sock, the retired accountant, was able to walk the dog again after our expert staff fixed his beloved sock.
- Socky the Cat, a feline with a penchant for getting her paws tangled in yarn, now enjoys her yarn without a snag.
The Dark Side of Sock Surgery
But be warned: Sock Surgery can have consequences. We've seen patients who've become too attached to their repaired socks, only to have them disappear in the wash never to be seen again.
