You have entered a labyrinthine bureaucracy. Welcome to Lost in the System.
Go to Department of Red Tape for assistance.
Or try Navigating the Bureaucratic Maze to find your way.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, visit Office of Overwhelming Procrastination for a break.
Don't prophets about it, just Filing Away Your Hope and try again.
Or, if all else fails, Scream at the Wall for help.