When you find yourself stuck in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic red tape, just remember: it's not you, it's them. The system is broken, and it's probably because someone forgot to fill out the right form.
Here are a few more tips to help you navigate the void:
You can't escape the void, so why try? Learn to appreciate the art of waiting. Bring a book, a deck of cards, or a portable charger for your phone. You might as well be in a monastery.
More Tips for when the waiting game gets old.
Visit the Monastery of the Masses, where you can join the ranks of the truly enlightened.
Play Bureaucracy Bingo to pass the time.
Embark on a Void Venture and explore the unknown depths of red tape.
And, as always, remember: the key to success is not to be too successful.
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Find your Zen in the Void and discover the hidden meaning of life.