FAQ for the newly minted Tyrant of the World

Q: What's the deal with the whole "tyrant" thing?

A: Oh, you mean the part where I'm a benevolent dictator with a heart of gold? Nope, just a heart of pure, unadulterated evil.

Q: What kind of evil deeds have I committed?

A: Well, let's just say I've made a few... "adjustments" to the local tax code. And by adjustments, I mean I've tripled the rates.

Q: But what about the whole "tyranny" thing? Is that just a fancy word for "mean"?

A: Ha! You wound me up. Tyranny is a fancy word for "my exquisite taste in governance." Click here to learn more.

Tyrannical Statements from the Great and Powerful Bertrand