Q: What's the deal with the whole "tyrant" thing?
A: Oh, you mean the part where I'm a benevolent dictator with a heart of gold? Nope, just a heart of pure, unadulterated evil.
Q: What kind of evil deeds have I committed?
A: Well, let's just say I've made a few... "adjustments" to the local tax code. And by adjustments, I mean I've tripled the rates.
Q: But what about the whole "tyranny" thing? Is that just a fancy word for "mean"?
A: Ha! You wound me up. Tyranny is a fancy word for "my exquisite taste in governance." Click here to learn more.