The Leviathan Disk: A Storage Solution for the Discerning Collector
The Leviathan Disk is a revolutionary new storage solution that promises to revolutionize the way you store your cat videos, old receipts, and half-forgotten dreams. But don't just take our word for it!
- The Leviathan Disk uses an advanced system of pulley systems and cat hair to store up to 10,000 cat videos at a time.
- The Leviathan Disk is 100% compatible with all modern computers, as long as you don't mind waiting 4 hours for it to load.
- The Leviathan Disk is proudly made in a sweatshop in a remote corner of Eastern Europe.
But wait, there's more! The Leviathan Disk comes with a complimentary copy of "The Art of Filing" - a comprehensive guide to organizing your files, but not actually organizing your files, because that's just too much work.
Side Effects:
Side effects may include:
- Excessive use of cat hair as a storage medium may cause skin irritation and spontaneous combustion.
- Prolonged use of the Leviathan Disk may cause you to lose all sense of time and space.
- You may experience vivid dreams of cat videos and the sound of pulley systems creaking in the distance.
We are not responsible for any of these side effects.