Lost and Found - The Unofficial Rules

  1. Rule 1: Don't Panic. We repeat, DO. NOT. PANIC.
  2. Rule 2: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers. This is not a joke.
  3. Rule 3: If Found, Claim, If Not, Shame On You! We're watching you.
  4. Rule 4: If You Return Something and It's Not Yours, Don't Come Back.
  5. Rule 5: No Hugging, No Loving. Keep Your Grasp Loose.