Lost and Found - The Unofficial Rules
- Rule 1: Don't Panic
- Rule 2: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers
- Rule 3: If Found, Claim, If Not, Shame On You!
- Rule 1: Don't Panic. We repeat, DO. NOT. PANIC.
- Rule 2: Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers. This is not a joke.
- Rule 3: If Found, Claim, If Not, Shame On You! We're watching you.
- Rule 4: If You Return Something and It's Not Yours, Don't Come Back.
- Rule 5: No Hugging, No Loving. Keep Your Grasp Loose.