Lottery Turtle Puns: The Shell-Shocked Edition

Why did the turtle win the lottery?

Because he shell-ed his way to the bank!

And then he got shell-shocked by the IRS!

Turtle Puns 101:

• What is shell-economy?
• Shell-abundance is bliss?
• Shell-terrible turtle tragedy?

Shell-ebrate and Learn!

Don't be shell-shocked, learn the art of pun-ishment!

Check out these shell-ebrating subpages:

• Turtle pun workshop
• Shell-ebration squad