Welcome to the most counterintuitive, anti-social surf camp in the Pacific Northwest. We're all about riding the waves of solitude, fueled by an endless supply of bitter coffee and disdain for human connection.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of surfing, while simultaneously training you to be a master of aloofness and emotional detachment. By the end of the week, you'll be able to ride the waves with the confidence of a thousand miles of ocean between you and anyone who dares to get close.