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1. Modem not working? Try unplugging it and plugging it back in. Again. And again. And one more time.
2. Internet connection slow? You're probably still on dial-up. Upgrade to 56k or move closer to the server.
3. Computer not turning on? Check your power cord. And your power outlet. And your power strip. And your power company.