THE BURNING QUESTION OF THE DAY: "WHY IS MY TOAST BURNT?"

It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. Is it the fault of the toaster? The oven? The toast gods?

Join us on a journey to the depths of culinary despair as we explore the dark underbelly of the burnt-toast universe.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at making some toast and see if you can avoid the abyss of burnt-ness.