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What is a Prophet in the Age of Toaster Ovens?
What does it Mean to be Burnt?
Why Burnt Toast is the Best
What to Do If You've Been Burnt by Toast

Here you can prophets, find answers, and discover why burnt toast is the best. Browse Why Do People Hate Burnt Toast? or The Science Behind Burnt Toast.

prophets-of-the-oven/what-is-a-prophet-in-the-age-of-toaster-ovens.html What is a Prophet in the Age of Toaster Ovens?

It is a question that has puzzled scholars for centuries. What is a prophet in the age of toaster ovens?

Burnt Toast Theories
What does it Mean to be Burnt?
Why Burnt Toast is the Best
What to Do If You've Been Burnt by Toast

Some say it's someone who predicts the exact time of toast popping. Others claim it's an individual with a sixth sense for burnt offerings. But what is it really?