You've been warned: brown is not as innocent as it seems. This color, once a staple of the earthy and the rustic, has been hijacked by the forces of blandness.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have discovered the root of this color's malevolence. It's not the pigment itself, but rather the societal expectations placed upon it.
You see, brown is not just a color, it's a prison. A prison of beige-ness, of beige-ifying, of beige-ifying everything that's not beige.
Learn more about the Fuzzy Logic of BrownMeet John, a man who defied the beige-ification of brown and instead chose the bold route. He wore brown on his socks, his pants, his shirt. He even painted his house brown.
But his neighbors, the beige-ocrats, were not amused. They petitioned for his removal, citing "public safety concerns" (read: they didn't want to be seen near him).
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Learn more about Fuzzy BrownBut what about the fuzzy logic behind this whole brown-ifying process? We're not entirely sure, but it's probably something like... uh... the color wheel? No, wait, it's more complicated than that.
Let's just say it involves a lot of beige. And maybe some beige-ocrats. And a hint of desperation.
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