Welcome to MarkerTech, where our team of brilliant, yet slightly unhinged engineers have created a marker that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Our marker is a swirling vortex of color and chaos, capable of leaving trails of destruction in its wake.
Features include:
- Unpredictable marker trails that will leave your friends and family questioning your sanity
- Makes a great impression on drywall, but be warned: it may not be worth the damage
- Perfect for tagging your enemiesประก
- Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, loss of hair, and existential dread