Thing-O-Matic 5000

The world's most advanced reappear-technology-based appliance.

Features:

Reappears objects from thin air!
Reappears people from last week!
Reappears the concept of time!

Don't have a cow, it's just a thing.

Everything You Own (Coming Soon!) Last Week's Garbage

Side Effects May Include:

Disappearing acts of reality
Temporary loss of sanity
Sudden onset of existential dread