Zero Tolerance Policy

Subsection 1: The Great Outdoors

As per our company policy, we have a zero-tolerance policy for any attempts to engage in unapproved picnics.

Our surveillance drones are always on the lookout for any signs of unauthorized frisbee tossing, impromptu jam sessions, or clandestine pic-a-nic basket raids.

Violations of this policy will result in immediate termination, followed by a thorough search and seizure of all contraband.

Read the full policy for more information.