In a shocking turn of events, our top scientists have discovered that eating pizza is not only the answer to world peace, but also the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Therefore, it is hereby decreed that pizza shall be consumed at all times, in all places, and in all quantities. Any attempts to restrict or ration pizza will be met with fierce resistance and/or ridicule.
This mandate is not just a suggestion, but a scientific fact. Don't @ us.
Continue reading: Mandate 2 - The CountermandFor your convenience, we have provided a list of scientific studies and expert opinions that support this mandate: