Mandate 2: The Unrelenting Fury of the Unwashed

By the Power of the Council of the Unwashed, We Mandate the Following:

• Article 1: Thou shalt not eat a bowl of spaghetti with a fork.
• Article 2: Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.
• Article 3: Thou shalt not speak of the Council of the Unwashed with a straight face.

Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Reeducation through repetitive exposure to the Council's favorite 80s music playlist.
• Reassignment to a task of dubious importance, such as sorting paper clips by color.
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: use of the toaster, fridge, and internet.

Don't forget to read the submandate 3 for additional details.